When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.
As Metal Shadow 666 would say.
As Metal Shadow 666 would say.
by Duuur November 9, 2008
Get the hump the deck mug.the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.
i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck
by D nasty July 24, 2006
Get the swabbing the deck mug.When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.
As Metal Shadow 666 would say.
As Metal Shadow 666 would say.
by Duuur November 10, 2008
Get the hump the deck mug.Is when you shove your penis in a deck of cards and ask your sexual partner, "Pick a card any card." He/She will be tempted to pick your dick and then suck it.
by GaryOak2320 November 3, 2013
Get the stack in the deck mug.When an intense shit becomes either/or too messy or too burny and one is forced to dunk a was of toilet paper in the toilet bowl before wiping. (after a flush of course)
by jjv3b7 February 11, 2010
Get the Swab the Deck mug.In theory it is possible that whilst 'shuffling' a deck of cards, that the cards could be set into certain favourable positions; this expression is based upon such a premise.
Said when there is a suspicion that an outcome has been obtained in a prearranged fashion, usually by a specific person, directly involved.
Said when there is a suspicion that an outcome has been obtained in a prearranged fashion, usually by a specific person, directly involved.
Bob was an expert at shuffleing the deck; he got the two hot chicks on his team, again!
comment: Hey bro, the NZ Labour party managed to get elected again in 2008 for a 4th term with their infamous tax rebate.
response: shuffleing the deck man
comment: Hey bro, the NZ Labour party managed to get elected again in 2008 for a 4th term with their infamous tax rebate.
response: shuffleing the deck man
by mongrelbeast January 11, 2008
Get the shuffleing the deck mug.1. an expression used when someone has just been owned by someone else
2. to get the fuck out of one's way
3. when during a rap contest, one rap line just SERVES the other person and they are confused & ashamed
2. to get the fuck out of one's way
3. when during a rap contest, one rap line just SERVES the other person and they are confused & ashamed
1. Toby: "...that's what your mom said"
Harris: "how dare you!"
Cam: "OHHH SHIT...Hit The Deck Son!!!!"
2. Toby: "man, get out da way, these niggas comin thru"
niggas: "Hit the Deck, white boy, get out my way cracka"
3. Toby: "'cuz that's me & i'm gay"
crowd: "OH MY GOD THAT OTHER GUY BETTER HIT THE DECK!! OHHHHH! HE JUST GOT SERVED!"
other rapper: "damn, not again :("
Harris: "how dare you!"
Cam: "OHHH SHIT...Hit The Deck Son!!!!"
2. Toby: "man, get out da way, these niggas comin thru"
niggas: "Hit the Deck, white boy, get out my way cracka"
3. Toby: "'cuz that's me & i'm gay"
crowd: "OH MY GOD THAT OTHER GUY BETTER HIT THE DECK!! OHHHHH! HE JUST GOT SERVED!"
other rapper: "damn, not again :("
by powerpower02356 June 30, 2011
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