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hump the deck

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.
Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*
by Duuur November 9, 2008
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swabbing the deck

the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.
i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck
by D nasty July 24, 2006
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hump the deck

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.
Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*
by Duuur November 10, 2008
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stack in the deck

Is when you shove your penis in a deck of cards and ask your sexual partner, "Pick a card any card." He/She will be tempted to pick your dick and then suck it.
He pulled a stack in the deck on me and it worked.
by GaryOak2320 November 3, 2013
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Swab the Deck

When an intense shit becomes either/or too messy or too burny and one is forced to dunk a was of toilet paper in the toilet bowl before wiping. (after a flush of course)
"My asshole is on fire! I need to swab the deck!
by jjv3b7 February 11, 2010
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shuffleing the deck

In theory it is possible that whilst 'shuffling' a deck of cards, that the cards could be set into certain favourable positions; this expression is based upon such a premise.

Said when there is a suspicion that an outcome has been obtained in a prearranged fashion, usually by a specific person, directly involved.
Bob was an expert at shuffleing the deck; he got the two hot chicks on his team, again!

comment: Hey bro, the NZ Labour party managed to get elected again in 2008 for a 4th term with their infamous tax rebate.
response: shuffleing the deck man
by mongrelbeast January 11, 2008
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Hit The Deck Son!

1. an expression used when someone has just been owned by someone else
2. to get the fuck out of one's way
3. when during a rap contest, one rap line just SERVES the other person and they are confused & ashamed
1. Toby: "...that's what your mom said"
Harris: "how dare you!"
Cam: "OHHH SHIT...Hit The Deck Son!!!!"
2. Toby: "man, get out da way, these niggas comin thru"
niggas: "Hit the Deck, white boy, get out my way cracka"
3. Toby: "'cuz that's me & i'm gay"
crowd: "OH MY GOD THAT OTHER GUY BETTER HIT THE DECK!! OHHHHH! HE JUST GOT SERVED!"
other rapper: "damn, not again :("
by powerpower02356 June 30, 2011
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