thanks for the trash 

An expression used to show false gratitude for something that sucks. Abbreviated TFTT.

Me: Come pick me up.

Phil: I can't right now.

Me: Thanks for the trash.

thanks for the trash by Princess MoMo November 16, 2014

Thanks for the protein sir 

A phrase French soldiers say in the midst of combat, while receiving a protein shake when they actually need more boullets.

*gobble* thanks for the protein sir! Lets go to the gym buddy hasta la vista baby

Thanks for the protein sir by Elli7777 September 7, 2023

thanks for the mammaries 

when you say thanks for what gals have, perhaps one special gal in particular

thanks for the mammaries, i couldn't have done it without them

thanks for the mammaries by jaffaw July 16, 2009

thanks for the ad 

a sarcastic way to complain about the video advertisements you have to watch before certain streaming videos a la online news, hulu, etc. incidentally also a tongue-in-cheek jab at the old myspace practice of saying "thanks for the add" when a total stranger accepts your friend request.

I don't care about feminine hygiene, I just want to see the 'Dramatic Squirrel' video! Thanks for the ad...

thanks for the ad by T-Train Thompsizzle March 3, 2010

Thanks for the Invite 

A common phrase spoken when you did not get an invite to an event. You say it for no real reason at all just to get a reaction from people or to let them know that you are in disappointment that you did not get invited. Even if it is something of no interest to you, you say it anyways!

"Hey guys, we sure had fun last night didn't we?" A boy in the room raises his head and says: "Thanks for the invite"

Invite can be interchanged with Intro, when you did not get introduced to someone.

Thanks for the Invite by Big Deal22 January 21, 2011

thanks for the r 

when you text someone and they don't reply for a long time without reasoning

dude 1-(3:30 pm) hey dude, wanna hang later?
(4:30 pm)
(5:30 pm)
(6:30 pm)
(7:30 pm)
dude 1-(8:30 pm) hey man thanks for the r
dude 2-(8:50) oh sorry man i was playing X-Box

thanks for the r by regina kleinkatz July 18, 2017

Thanks for the milk. 

A remark which one uses at the end of an awkward or uncomfortable verbal exchange in an attempt to close the conversation.

Arnie: Yeah so did I ever tell you that I was conceived as a product of incest? It's a tradition in my family to bear children that way.

Buddy: wh-WHAT?! Uhm... gee thanks for the milk.. BUT I've got to be uhh going.

Thanks for the milk. by The4RealDeal November 1, 2009