THE fuckening day

You wake up and feel something is going to go bad, “the fuckening” will happen 1-3 times that day

“Today is the fuckening day I feel it”.

3 hours later “I lost my phone there it is, the fuckening”

by Bsjekelalkijen&2&2828 April 5, 2019

What the fuckening

When your day goes to shit but the rest of the day goes too well and you don’t trust it. (Opposite of “The Fuckening”)

Today was a what the fuckening.

by TheEmperorGoat May 3, 2023

The Anti-Fuckening

When things are going super crap and all of a sudden some weird ass shit just flips your world for the better. Like a reverse doomsday.

What the hell just happened?

I think we have just experienced

The Anti-fuckening ...

by ThePaveys December 20, 2020

The Final Fuckening

The ultimate, and most dramatic event of your life. Also used for destroying everyone's expectations before you die.

I'm going to this BIG party, it's going to be The Final Fuckening.
I'm going to destroy this hospital room, this is my Final Fuckening!!

by Gootzie July 12, 2021

The Great Fuckening

The 2020 + post 2020 bad luck of every single being on earth.

Person 1: Do you remember the 2020s?
Person 2: Ah yes, The Great Fuckening.

by ExempliCATS May 24, 2022

What the hap is fuckening

That point of exasperation where you cannot form normal sentences anymore.

So much has been going on at school lately that all I can say is what the hap is fuckening?!

by crusty meme October 12, 2016

what the hap is fuckening

A new, jazzier catchphrase to say when you encounter your friends. This phrase dates back to 36 BCE: Mark Antony yelled this to the Parthians after arriving with his calvary to Anatolia.

Group of people: *having a good time
Jim: WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING!
Group of people: Oh damn it

by my name jeff69 April 25, 2019