fuckening

The anger induced sex that occurs after an argument or a misunderstanding between two or more beings.
While most often occurring between two lovers, recipients can include, but are not limited to; bf/gf, wife/husband, co-workers, criminals in prison, and various members of the animal kingdom.

"Fuck Off!" She exclaimed. And at that moment the look in his eyes told her the fuckening was about to begin.
The male lion, with his huge mane, stood upon the savana victorious over his older adversary. The lioness, distracted by today's kill, is oblivious to the fuckening she and her fellow lionesses are about to receive.

by figarojames November 4, 2016

Fuckenning

When everyone on the planet turbo blasts their peepii simultaneously and rips a hole in space-time.

All male beings have unloaded their child-matter at once. We have entered The Fuckenning.

by Brownus February 7, 2021

fucken

(v.) To render something/someone fucked. The alternative "to fuck", as in, "I'm going to fuck this person" is easily confused as being a sexual reference, whereas "I'm going to fucken this person" is easier to understand as it can only have one meaning.

"I have thoroughly fuckened this meat. Now let's make some burgers."

by F.Z. April 25, 2010

fuckens

To get or be fucked in a non-sexual way, but especially by something that is completely out of a person's control

"Man, I really had the fuckens put on me there bro!"

"Damn, that judge really slapped the fuckens on me..."

by {KAI}Cannon May 14, 2006

Fuckened

Next level fucked, God-tier fucked

Anybody, thing or place can be absolutely fuckened;

Heggy G: Yo shitsmith you look off your dial
Shitsmith: Matey, I am absolutely fuckened

by The Greentopper January 28, 2018

Fuckens

A group of fuckers

All those damn hippie fuckens smell like patchouli oil and b.o.

by Pat M. Ass October 23, 2017

The Fucken

That one thing you and your co-workers/friends know about but you had a brain fart and forgot what its called.

Hey Bill where is the fucken thing we used yesterday.

by Hitmanwill2018 November 8, 2019