Coleman <n> To take it up the chuff
Coleman <adj> To be extremely sore around the anal region
1) OHHH MANN I JUST GOT COLEMAN'D
2) OHH DAM MY ASS HURTS LIKE A COLEMAN
by Nuttalicious September 16, 2008
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To thizz to the point where senses have become jaded.
Usually causing a person to go Stupid, Dumb, Retarded or Ride the Yellow Bus
danm did you see that girl she was so coleman
by IRIDETHEYELLOWBUS June 19, 2006
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Someone who is captain of the turd burglars. Funny at times but mostly pointless and senseless. Someone who has their moments.
Did you see that Coleman at the store what an idiot.
by Chiknnugit January 10, 2014
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1. Word used often on Valentine's Day when a guy gives a girl dead flowers.

Girl 1: "Did you hear? George gave his girlfriend dead flowers that he found in a trashcan on Valentine's Day!"
Nancy: "Ugh... What a Coleman!"

2. Guy who lets his friends eat the candy he recieves on Valentine's Day, despite the fact it is from someone special.
Jacob: "Hey, who's Crunch bar is this?"
Coleman: "It's mine, but you can have it."
Jacob: "Are you sure? It says

'To: Coleman

Love: Grandma
P.S. Keep this forever. I might die tomorrow' on it. That sounds pretty meaningful."
Coleman: "Yea man, go ahead. It's just a Crunch bar."
by Doyoulikemypost? March 22, 2010
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Coleman is the hottest guy in the world every girl wants to go out with him
Coleman should date maiya boyd
by #jakepaulforlife February 3, 2018
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A totally brokeback asshole.
He thinks he can DJ, but he can't. His friends just use him for the free stuff. He likes to lie...God hates him. He's a fungly, shrimpy, ginger, that has to pay friends to stay with him.
He will never get laid.
Dude! If you want the ladies to want you, don't be such a COLEMAN!
by Lori Bo Bori April 27, 2006
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Ronnie Coleman is the most majestic man in existence. He is no unpreceivably muscualr and vuluptous if you dont get a boner while looking at this man your dick just doesn't work. It's not evena sexual thing its just your dick acknowledging the alpha male in the room.
Ronnie Coleman:*while deadlift Saturn's rings* LIGHT WEIGHT BABYYY..... YEAHH BUDDAY
by Babatundedid911 April 6, 2020
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