The Breath Of Versailles

When you have not had a penis enlargement surgery yet you make the dating market volatile eith your strokes

Person 1: are you making the dating market volatile?
Person 2: Yes
Person: Good...you are "The Breath Of Versailles"

Person 1: Do you have a herniated disk?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good. You are now The Breath Of Versailles

Dude 1: Hey bro, are you a rapist?
Dude 2: Hell yes, bro, I am "The Breath Of Versailles".

The Breath Of Versailles.

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025

What i call homo-sapiens that have abscesses that are perianal.

Person 1: Hey, do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are now the Breath Of Versailles

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

What I call a person when they slip on a piece of dog feces (shit).

Person 1: Hey, dude...have you ever slipped on a piece of dog feces?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now The Breath Of Versailles.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 9, 2025