An Austin Yarbrough is an elite athlete who can lock down literally anything. He can lock down an open door, a school, and even Michael Phoenix. Legend has it, Austin Yarbrough is the first ever corner in football history, and he stays in his young form to teach others about his mighty skillz.
A cornerback in football who is at an elite level
A cornerback in football who is at an elite level
"Hey, we close at 9."
Okay, I'll go Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough the doors so nobody will get in while we close."
What an elite athlete
Okay, I'll go Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough the doors so nobody will get in while we close."
What an elite athlete
by I need something to do October 19, 2018
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The other day I ejaculated down my girlfriend's throat and the result was that she looked like she had the beard of the ancient Chinese sage
Lately I've been feeling more sexually active and have a more open mind; I think I want to try a Ancient chinese sage's beard.
Lately I've been feeling more sexually active and have a more open mind; I think I want to try a Ancient chinese sage's beard.
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“What lawnmower should we get to do the job?”
“How about that Angie the Lawnmower over there?”
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“SOLD!”
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Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist
Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist
Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*
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by Angie did it December 11, 2018
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