Technoblade

An amazing person who never dies all respect to him and his amazing quotes

“If I had 10 more lives I’d choose to be techno every time” :,( goodbye techno dead but never forgotten

“NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!”

by Bunny and duck July 10, 2022

Technoblade

The Second Worst Thing To Happen To Those Orphans

“Technoblade Never Dies” Example Of A Fact Not An Opinion

by anonymous February 1, 2021

Technoblade

The best youtuber ever, died of cancer at age 23

RIP Technoblade... you will be missed.

by Riptechnoblade July 5, 2022

Technoblade

A giant pig who kills orphans

John: Hey, what's that giant pig called again?
Jimmy: Technoblade, the orphanage bomber

by i kill orphans March 11, 2021

Technoblade

A Minecraft YouTuber who likes to stab orphans, he is a pig(in DSMP) and he was born on the 1st of June 1999 and died on 30th June 2022 because of stage 4 cancer.

Tubbo: Technobladeeee problem there no is not
Techno: there's a problem?! go go go.

by AshWasLost July 1, 2022

Technoblade

Technoblade means a pig that stabs nerds and orphans for money and has extremely hot elbows and is immortal.

"Omg did you hear the orphanag got burned down what monster could do such a thing"person 1
"IT WAS TECHNOBLADE" person 2

by DefdinatleNotTechno January 22, 2021

Technoblade

The best PVPer in Minecraft, known for becoming the number 1 potato farmer in the biggest Minecraft server, beating dream (a player incredibly famous for being capable of beating Minecraft while many people try to kill him), beating squads of multiple people fighting him singlehandedly. Techno had become such a terrifying PVPer that some of the people who dare challenge him end up with Technophobia, the legitimate fear of Technoblade.

group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: did you guys hear something?
Technoblade (about 10 kilometers away wearing leather armor): BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

by logang4Lyfe December 21, 2020