When a person gets so excited about technology, or nerdy stuff that they get an erection/hard-on/boner from the digital lust of new technology. Usually related to new or unreleased technology, televisions, i-phones, zunes, hard drives (thats what she said), etc. When in a public setting the term Technoboner can be shortened to "TB" in order to hide your heightened state and preserve your dignity. . . Unless you have a huge erection in which case your screwed.
I can't believe how incredible this new Zune HD is with it's touchscreen, HD output, HD radio and intuitive software. Every time i use it i totally get a Technoboner.
by That guy Kyle November 1, 2009
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Jim: "If Microsoft Word is not flagging a clearly misspelled word, is it because there is a patch that I need to download and install?"
Jane: "No, you technodouche, it's because you're typing in all caps."
Jane: "No, you technodouche, it's because you're typing in all caps."
by Fannebelt April 9, 2010
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A person who has to buy first run tech gadgets just to get bragging rights to own one of the first. They tend to lose interest in their own purchase after the hype dies down and they are mocked because they didn't wait like the rest of us for the price to go down and all the bugs are fixed.
Person A: Joe is such a technodouche, he bought an ipad to read the newspaper.
Person B: Who the hell still reads the newspaper?
Person B: Who the hell still reads the newspaper?
by Rev. Jules April 10, 2010
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Never assumes that a bug, crash, communications outage or any other external issue could cause a problem and instead always blames ones self.
Often n00bs are technocondriacs until they gain a certain level of confidence.
Never assumes that a bug, crash, communications outage or any other external issue could cause a problem and instead always blames ones self.
Often n00bs are technocondriacs until they gain a certain level of confidence.
by voiceinsideyou February 21, 2005
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Get the Technoco mug.A person who posesses the ability to bore anyone to tears with incessant babble about technology, obscure current events, or, in the case of mass transportation, the probablilty of accidents resulting in death of that particular means of transport.
by ana.gram April 11, 2005
Get the technobore mug.Someone that believes technology will be invented, or existing technology will assist, to create solutions towards a utopia.
That guy always states that once we have fusion power, there will be no peak oil crisis. What a technocorpian.
by mrflash818 November 27, 2011
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