Indian tech support but Ugandan.
by Flabbo Man January 20, 2021
Get the Ugandan tech support mug.The bitches on the phone that try to steal all of your personal information by deceiving you into thinking they will actually fix your broken computer.
Indian person: Hello this is Indian Tech Support how may I help you?
person: Oh no they're trying to steal my IP and credit card.
Indian person: In order for me to help you, I need your credit card and IP.
person: Fuck.
person: Oh no they're trying to steal my IP and credit card.
Indian person: In order for me to help you, I need your credit card and IP.
person: Fuck.
by IndianTechSupport September 26, 2022
Get the Indian Tech Support mug.The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.
by crank December 13, 2004
Get the Parental Tech Support mug.When your computer program isn't working right but when a friend or co-worker stands next to you, it starts to work, even though they hadn't done anything to assist you.
-Will you just come and stand next to my computer? I need some proximity tech support.
-Ah, thanks! Now its printing.
-Ah, thanks! Now its printing.
by Cherhawkinof October 16, 2009
Get the Proximity Tech Support mug.Some Indian guy asking for your PC information because there's a "virus on it." Generally this is a scam trying to get personal and sensitive information. They usually use a white person name.
Indian Guy: "Hello, thank you for calling in Windows tech support, my name is James, how may I help you?"
Me: "Nice try, your name is Ker-shit." *Hangs up*
Me: "Nice try, your name is Ker-shit." *Hangs up*
by TrueDeltaFox February 6, 2018
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Get the delsea tech support mug.Typical held by large males who bath infrequently. Ways to identify the Tier 2 technician:
1. Addicted to WOW (World of Warcraft)
2. Plays D&D on lunch breaks.
3. Can recite word for word any Monty Python Movie. (Ditto for any Star Wars)
4. Normally unkempt, dirty, smells especially offensive after an all night LAN party.
5. Breath can knock a buzzard off a caca wagon at 50 yards.
6. Wears retro video game t-shirts.
7. Thinks everyone that matters can read binary.
8. Thinks most people they speak to on the phone are in need of an IQ injection.
9. Still has infantile fantasies about "Threes Company" stars.
10. Will often work for bandwidth.
1. Addicted to WOW (World of Warcraft)
2. Plays D&D on lunch breaks.
3. Can recite word for word any Monty Python Movie. (Ditto for any Star Wars)
4. Normally unkempt, dirty, smells especially offensive after an all night LAN party.
5. Breath can knock a buzzard off a caca wagon at 50 yards.
6. Wears retro video game t-shirts.
7. Thinks everyone that matters can read binary.
8. Thinks most people they speak to on the phone are in need of an IQ injection.
9. Still has infantile fantasies about "Threes Company" stars.
10. Will often work for bandwidth.
Upon hearing that a new Star Wars film was going to be released, Andrew a Tier 2 Tech Support Agent put in for his vacation so that he could have a chance being first in to see the movie.
by Dan English September 10, 2006
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