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Tyquavious Temple 

A mysterious temple nobody knows much about, except that a strange group of hooded men practice the religion of "Tyquavionism" on Wednesdays at exactly 3:12 PM. Also, people named Tyson are not permitted, and you can only be allowed in if you possess the all-mighty Tar-Mobile.
Friend 1: "Hey, are you going to the Tyquavious Temple to practice Tyquavionism tomorrow?"
Friend 2: "If only I knew where it was, then I would. Also, it's only open on Wednesdays at that special minute; 3:12 PM."

Friend 1: "Oh yeah, I'm such an idiot...”
Tyquavious Temple by owenwlsh February 15, 2025
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Jaquaviontontaviousdinggleberrythe3rd 

Pronounced juh-qway-vee-on-taun-tay-vious-dingle-beary-the-third, a name for a good friend or someone who you care about a lot. Noun, Pronoun, Adjective, Verb, Adverb.
"Hey Jaquaviontontaviousdinggleberrythe3rd! Your so sigma!"

Jaquaviontontaviousdinggleberrythe3rd 

A name for a very cool person. Pronounced Ju-qwa-vion-ton-tay-veous-the-3rd
"Hey Jaquaviontontaviousdinggleberrythe3rd! You're so sigma"

Daquavion Jones

A friend in ur fifth period or workplace that knows everything. He knows all the facts, moves, and methods. So you can use him as a scapegoat for why you know something
My homie Daquavion Jones told me that hyenas give birth through a penis
Daquavion Jones by ExonX November 18, 2025