Tattoo Hoarding

Verb

To accumulate tattoos in excessive amounts, with the refusal to get the shitty ones lasered off.

Bob: Hey man. Do you have any tan skin left?!?

Cody: Probly not dude. I spent most of my mom's weekly allowance checks on tattoos, sumthin like 15 Gs.

Bob: Damn dude! Can't you get that shitty dragon off yer neck?!?

Cody: Noooo! It brings me back memories of my ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago.

Bob: Man, you have a terrible tattoo hoarding problem. You need help!

by rogerthewhale November 11, 2011

tatthree

body ink for the fatter than usual.one step above a tattoo

Damn, Rosie O'donnel got inked today, It's one fine looking tatthree

by wfd4 April 3, 2008

tatter bug

A bad ass black redneck

That's a tatter bug right there with a dip in on that tractor

by Themadripper July 13, 2016

tatt-dooed

To have one, or many tattooes; to have one's body done up in tatts

A person is unofficially "tatt-dooed" the moment they get their first tattoo, regardlesx of the size or location.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 24, 2022

Tattle battle

When person A sees person B doing something bad and threatens to spill the beans. Person B responds with his or her own threat of blackmail, to which person A responds with even more blackmail. Can escalate to death threats.

Usually takes place between siblings or people who know each other quite well.

Also, this can take place between two or more parties. Various classifications of tattle battles include, but are not limited to the following: minor skirmish, big team battle, and nuclear warfare.

Tattle battles can lead to bickering, verbal and physical attacks, including being called such epithets as bitchass, and death.

My girlfriend's best friend caught me fucking 69 various guys and threatened to tell my girlfriend that I was actually gay. That would be completely unnecessary, so I had to start a tattle battle with that little bitch.

by Coco Puffz June 24, 2009

Dragon with a Girl Tattoo

A Halloween costume that flips the script on the famous book

And what are you for Halloween?
Louise: I'm a dragon with a girl tattoo.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Tattoo Remorse

Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were younger, or thought would be cool at the time, you realize the tattoo is stupid and wish you had never gotten it in the first place.

Joe: My tattoo remorse is catching up on me after looking in the mirror and realizing getting my ex-wife's name "Jessica" tattooed on my arm was just dumb.

John: Yeah, that looks just plain stupid now.

by JoeyJr. September 20, 2009