Nan

1. A old British way of saying grandma.

2. A slang used to replace verbs and nouns in online forums or communities.

3. Not applicable.

4. A term used in mathematics.

Ernesto: My nan just baked me some cookies!

Edward: I will nan you.

by y3of January 4, 2017

Nan

A nan is someone who is an inconsiderate retard who seems to have to idea what he is doing or what he strives to be doing. This word is not to be confused with its second tier variation, dirty nan,which is a way to show how somebody is practically a completely asshole.

Jack refused to share his lunchables with me. What a nan.

Jack slapped me for calling his sister hot. He is truly a dirty nan.

by Mr.pecker November 23, 2015

ur nan

used to insult the persons nanny or to say it randomly is to not care m8

"so whats 333 + 333" reply would be " UR NAN!"

by FRIDGES R COOLZ July 4, 2016

your nan

1. An insult used in Coventry (A Place in England)and possibly across the UK but i cannot be sure.. because i got tired of doing "your mum"

Sto - "Ahhh i just shit in your house"
Me - "I just shit on your nan"

Me - "i need a shit, i'll be a while"
Sto - "Why?"
Me -"Cause your nan lives kinda far away"

Me - "Guv, i fisted your nan"
Guv - "My nan's dead"
Me - "I guess that's why she didn't move around alot"

Based on actual events.

by Hazbuk November 22, 2007

bald nan

The common British offense used by younger males to offend others.

Go suck your bald nan.

by JapBash February 27, 2017

nan berlin

A really thing word people say to be funny

NAN BERLIN HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

by arandomperson644 March 12, 2021

my nan

That women you just finger all the time and when you get bored smash her over the head with a coffee table

Oh I just killed my nan

by Keith malkin January 3, 2017