Tech support for the soul

A friendship that helps to keep you balanced and earth worthy.

I have the best tech support for the soul with my Bubby.

by WearWolph September 29, 2011

tech support scammer

some random guy (usually from india) calls you saying you have a problem with your computer blah blah blah, then tells you that they will show you the problem and how to fix it (a way to let them hack your computer tricking you into thinking that there's problems and then takes you money to fix nothing. they are usually a target of trolling for YouTubers and people that are just bored

tech support scammer: hello theres a problem with your computer we need to fix it give us admin crap on your computer

YouTubers: "trolling starts"

by xxshadowslaying January 31, 2021

Tier 2 Tech Support

Typical held by large males who bath infrequently. Ways to identify the Tier 2 technician:

1. Addicted to WOW (World of Warcraft)
2. Plays D&D on lunch breaks.
3. Can recite word for word any Monty Python Movie. (Ditto for any Star Wars)
4. Normally unkempt, dirty, smells especially offensive after an all night LAN party.
5. Breath can knock a buzzard off a caca wagon at 50 yards.
6. Wears retro video game t-shirts.
7. Thinks everyone that matters can read binary.
8. Thinks most people they speak to on the phone are in need of an IQ injection.
9. Still has infantile fantasies about "Threes Company" stars.
10. Will often work for bandwidth.

Upon hearing that a new Star Wars film was going to be released, Andrew a Tier 2 Tech Support Agent put in for his vacation so that he could have a chance being first in to see the movie.

by Dan English September 10, 2006

World Wide Web Wide Tech Support

WWWW tech support is the best tech support company to ever exist with the best tech professionals

My printer wasn't working yesterday so I called the World Wide Web Wide Tech Support and they fixed my printer for only 5 $500 google play cards!!!

by A tech support penguin March 18, 2021

Tech Support

A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

I thought tech support would be able to assist me but they were clueless

by mafiageek69 September 17, 2024

Tech-support

A tech-support is often a company in india who try to scam you

microsoft tech-support, how may i help you?
hi i need help with my pc, my porn wont open

by your local thot November 5, 2018

American Tech Support

A group of highly-trainned voice over geeks who don't know a single thing about computers. They usually hide their voices by using the usual indian man. The customers of American Tech Support always get pissed off after 5 minutes of talking.

ATS: Thank you for calling American Tech Support. You got problem?
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.

by jacobishott December 26, 2011