Sumped

Sumped is the past tense of simp

I sumped for Draco Malfor

by Yourmomsfuckbuddy December 22, 2020

Salt Water Sump

The art of having your anal cavity filled with male ejaculate.

Gay Dude 1: "That guy has a great ass!"
Gay Dude 2: "Yeah, that's a fine Salt Water Sump he has there!"

by Bigkevsta November 14, 2025

Saltburn Sump Pump

The act of the slurping semen and dirty bath out of the bottom of a shower/bathtub after another person masturbates while taking a bath.

I still can’t believe Oliver Saltburn Sump Pumped the tub after Felix was done taking a bath

by The anonymous sump pumper January 21, 2024

sump

Female version of a simp

Sally the Sump: I just bought him a whole ass house and a car and we're not even dating!
Jebby the Pimp: Sis, you're a sump!

by athalon January 24, 2021

Sump

A word to express yourself. It also can mean anything you want it to. It doesn’t have an actual meaning.

Person 1: Hey dude! Wanna go meet at the sump today?

Person 2: Not today. I have to hang out with my girl, she’s a sump.

Person 1: WHAT THE SUMP!?!?

by Jrmhs April 28, 2024

SUMP

Super Ultra Mega Purr

Jackie: "I can't believe you got the job! You are so SUMP!"

by SumpQueen November 29, 2023

sumps

A person simping for Shrek. The only acceptable form of simping.

Definition: Person simping for Shrek. Says “welcome to my swamp” at least twice a week.

Person 1: Watcha got there?
Person 2: I made a real life swamp for Shrek, so that when he comes back to life, he will have a place to stay with me.

Person 1: Bro, you’re, like, one of the biggest sumps I know.

Person 2: I know. Welcome to my swamp.

by Vasen August 17, 2020