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gooch stroker

a gooch stroker is a person who takes pleasure from stroking the gooch of either themself or the gooch of another.

They may stroke their own gooch as part of the act of masturbation, but gooch stroking may also be totally non-sexual. Gooch strokers tend to form clans who after intense training in gooch dojos are accetped as a true gooch assasin.
Mandy: Oh Wantabe, let me stroke your gooch while I pleasure you

Wantanabe: hell no, there aint no way I'm letting your fingers anywehere near my gooch, or my bacon strip, you gooch stroker!
by The Padre October 19, 2009
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Willie Stroker

A news reporter who sadly was born with this wonderful name.
Willie Stroker was getting all wet in the rain so he came inside.
by Vinnymac567 April 9, 2010
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tube stroker

definition of a Tube Stroker is a military term used to describe some one whos job is mortarman, for their tube stroking motions.
example "hey whats Cpl Bill's Job in the Marines?"

"oh hes a tube stroker"
by Po-Mak August 19, 2009
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Stryper

A Christian hair metal band from the 80's. They wore black and yellow striped leather outfits. Their album "To Hell with the Devil" went platinum.
Speak of the devil
He's no friend of mine
To turn from him is what we have in mind

Just a liar and a thief
The word tells us so
We like to let him know
Where he can go

To hell with the devil
To hell with the devil

When things are going wrong
You know who to blame
He will always live
Up to his name

He's never been the answer
There's a better way
We are here to rock you
And to say
by Lorg Skyegon July 8, 2005
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Semen striker

When two men are erect and play swords with their penises then cum on each other.
The male strip club had a lot of semen strikers ready for use
by Kupakeep123 May 19, 2021
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Stryder

A Stryder is a wonderful person who's naturally sweet and loving. Stryder's are amazing friends and even better boyfriends, Stryder's are rare and hard to find, if you do find one hold on to him and keep him close. Stryder's make the entire world better.
Stryders and marys are perfect matches, practically soul mates.
by MRoo August 26, 2010
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Real striker

A dude that can fornicate with women for a long time without ejaculating.
I was hitting that hoe last night she tapped out after 25 minutes. She ain’t know she was fucking with a real striker
by Squidsummer July 15, 2021
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