Stempled

Verb, To be a teacher, When someone is a teacher, but they can't teach, and they are often corrected when giving out lessons.

ex: Our teacher stempled so hard that I had to stand up in front of the class and explain the lesson. (true story)

ex: That teacher was stempling again today, we had to read out of the book to learn the lesson, how are they still a teacher?

by Zboi94 January 5, 2011

Ass Stomper

A gigantic, sometimes painful fart that explodes out of your asshole. This act will often be performed in the face of an unsuspecting victim.

I had taco bell last night and had the ass stomper of my life. I thought I ripped my asshole.

by hollyhood609 August 19, 2010

waffle stomper

noun- someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to crush it down the drain with their feet

"I went to jump in the shower after Steve had finished only to find that fuckin' waffle stomper had left shrapnel all over the floor"

"You waffle stompin' son of a bitch!"

by bdams19 from hoboken December 14, 2008

grenade stomper

your friend or boy, who takes one for the team on going forth and getting with the grenade-or ugly girl of the group so that you can get with her hott friend.

Yo Ritchie I need you to be the grenade stomper for tonight cause her girl is sexy.

by charleyrogers January 24, 2010

stampled

a combination of stamped and trampled. Commonly used to describe a stampede of only a few animals.

Idiot1: O my god, look at all those buffalo.
Idiot2: RUN, were gonna get stampled.
Idiot1: Your a retard.

by latexsolarbeef October 16, 2007

Stempled

When a teacher makes countless mistakes, leaving the students to correct him or her. This happens most often with teachers who do not know how to teach or are not familiar with their subject.

The teacher stempled so badly that I had to teach her an easier way to solve the problem that she wrote.

She stempled so many times in the lesson that nobody knew what they were doing.

After stempling the same problem five times, the teacher just decided to write a new one

by littlejlev January 5, 2011

cunt stomper

A cunt stomper is used in the event you score an absolute belter in the game of footy.

Oh my! Stevie g has just scored an absolute cunt stomper!

by Pepper jack August 21, 2016