stevie wonder

reference to the blind musician meaning that the person in question is also blind/has poor vision

(after a car crash) who the fuck was driving, stevie wonder?

by vorque January 9, 2009

Stevie Wonders

The involuntary wobbling of the head that one exhibits when desperately trying to stay awake, eg a student in a friday afternoon lecture, or a lorry driver on the M6.

"The trial of the Millennium Dome Jewel Robbers was help up today after Judge Micheal Coombe was spotted having a severe attack of the Stevie Wonders during the defence council's summing up."
(Nicholas Witchell, BBC News; November 2003)

by Liam Casey December 13, 2008

No Stevie Wonder

another way of saying you aren't blind.

I See Me With Her, No Stevie Wonder

-did you see that?

-no Stevie Wonder

by lilbitofsunshine January 21, 2010

stevie wonder

when you turn the lights off to have sex with a woman and poke around with your dick to find her...

did you stevie wonder that shit..

by roachjuice August 14, 2006

Stevie-Wondered

Getting killed, in a video game, by a blind grenade throw, especially in Call of Duty 4.

*Upon watching the kill cam.*

Ben: "What?! A blind grenade throw?! I hate getting Stevie-Wondered!"

by imnotyourbro February 14, 2008

stevie wonder

To ejaculate on a person's eyes so that when the semen dries, their eyes become stuck shut.

Synonyms: Man spackle

My girlfriend was upset with me because while she was sleeping, I gave her a Stevie Wonder.

by SeattleGuy May 22, 2006

Stevie Wonders

The involuntary wobbling of the head that one exhibits when desperately trying to stay awake, eg a student in a friday afternoon lecture, or a lorry driver on the M6.

"The trial of the Millennium Dome Jewel Robbers was help up today after Judge Micheal Coombe was spotted having a severe attack of the Stevie Wonders during the defence council's summing up."
(Nicholas Witchell, BBC News; November 2003)

by Liam Casey December 12, 2008