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The Michael Stafford

It's when The Michael Stafford gets hit by something. Then he leaves or bases. I'm basing, I'm basing. If a killstreak goes for him he just stands there and says, "It's going for me, If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye." He gets hit by everything in and dies. People like to target The Michael Stafford to annoy him.
A killstreak hits The Michael Stafford. If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye. If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye.

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- THE MICHAEL STAFFORD

YOUR DAD IS A NIGGER
by THE MICHAEL STAFFORD August 31, 2011
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Stafford, Va

A town in Virginia known for its lack of attractions, and horrible traffic. Best known tho for sucking the life out of the residents that have lived there all their life! You either escape it's grasp and do great things, or you are stuck there your whole life paying overpriced rent or mortgage payments for inadequate space. To outsiders, it is mostly recognized now for it's proximity to Quantico Marine Base, and Washington DC, which means most of its current population are transplants! They can continue building stores, but no entertainment for any age group! Only two things to do here, bonfires and backwoods parties starting in Middle school, or go to Woodbridge or Fredericksburg. There is no in between!
What did you like to do when you were growing up? Well, I'm from Stafford, so I basically only know how to play quarters from HS parties.

Welcome to Stafford, Va! Which form of Government money will be paying your rent, BAH or Welfare?!
by gunsandmakeup September 13, 2016
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SKYLAR STAFFORD

SKYLAR STAFFORD is the kind of girl that is always nice to you, and that will share her results in class.
wow that girl is such a SKYLAR STAFFORD
by urmom6989 May 3, 2022
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Sr. Stafford bain jr (jay)

Sr. Stafford bain jr (jay)was the former prime minister of the commonwealth of the bahamas, he was a light carmel man with a sensational attitude. he loved the his people and he went to kingsway high school.
when i think of stafford i always think of greatness a man who's first name is still on the $10.00 dollar bill God bless you Sr. Stafford bain jr (jay)
by tito242 November 4, 2009
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Stafford County

THE MOST BORING PLACE IN THE WORLD (BASICALLY A PLACE FOR HILLBILLIES NEXT TO THERE HOMELAND FREDRICKSBURG
HILLBILLY DOODLE:where are you from?

BILLY BOB JOE:Stafford County

HILLBILLY DOODLE:OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!
by SKATERDUDE123 March 3, 2011
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staffordshire

Staffordshire is a shit hole... People don't move there... They move away... It's full of those who want the country life but can't be bothered to do anything about it..
Person 1: where are you from?
Person 2: Staffordshire
Person 1: shit... I'm sorry man
Person 2: it's ok.. I live anywhere but there now
by Happy to leave June 7, 2016
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stafford allstar

Kid that stays in Stafford county VA after graduating high school instead of going to college. They hangout with the kids in school to make themselves feel like they aren’t a complete failure. Male allstars try to hook up with the high school girls. Definitely smokes pac. Might have a minimum wage job but probably not. Female allstars commonly marry their high school boyfriend shortly after graduation. Will probably live in aquia harbor the rest of their lives.
S- “Jacob asked us to hangout tonight”
T- “he graduated 2 years ago and were in 11th grade, a total stafford allstar”
by TropSmooth October 30, 2018
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