squoze

The wrong way to say squeeze in the past tense.

I would rather be squoze than squeezed any day.

by 2654865 March 15, 2010

Squoze

To be Squoze is a variation of the word squeezed. Used more commonly by people of a lesser vocabulary or of a poor education

That dude just Squoze my hand , or I Squoze myself an orange yesterday

by ScowwnNotScone January 2, 2012

Squoze

More past tense than Squeezed

They squoze the oranges in front of me.

by SurferBabe101 October 30, 2011

squoze

V., Past tense of squeeze

I squoze the sweet potato to see if it was done.

by ahk1188 December 4, 2009

Squoze

To squeeze through a tight space.

Deon tried to squoze between the two arm chairs in the livingroom to get away from Samantha, but he was just too big to fit!

by Quintis19 November 2, 2008

squoze

The inability to sufficiently squeeze all the juice out of a piece of fruit.

I squoze the orange into my strawberry smoothie and could not taste the citrus burst.

by Cool Ethan! January 18, 2010

Squoze

Squoze (verb, past tense of “squeeze” in a parallel universe)
1. The act of squeezing something so hard that grammar itself gave up.
• “I squoze the ketchup and it painted the ceiling.”
2. What happens when hugs go from “aww” to “I can’t feel my ribs.”
3. Linguistically, the cousin of “yeeted” and “brung”—bold, unapproved, and proud.

Usage:
“I squoze the toothpaste so hard, I summoned minty regret.”

by AbsurdWalrus May 1, 2025