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Chocolate Squirtgun

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The act of doing anal, then blowing your load on the chick's face.
-Hey girl hey! What'd you get for christmas?
-My boyfriend gave me a chocolate squirtgun
-HOT DAMN!
by Uncle Sylvester's Son December 31, 2009
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Squirting Turtle

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The spread legged shuffle a girl does after sex on the way to the toilet after not using protection, desperately trying to hold in any semen before making it to the shower/toilet.
Oh my god, my boyfriend has it so easy after we've had sex. I totally have to do the squirting turtle to the bathroom while he just lays there.
by Sexasauras September 29, 2012
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Squirtling

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The name derives from the popular Pokemon, Squirtle. The act of squirtling entails squirting either warm or cool water with your mouth onto your partner's genitalia for sexual gratification.
Nerd 1: Hey man, I tried Squirtling last night with my girlfriend. She loved it!
Nerd 2: No way, I asked if we could try Charizarding and my girlfriend went to bed without giving me any action. I'll try to ask for Squirtling next time!
by annarky June 21, 2015
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ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)
Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.
by Jake March 23, 2004
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Squirtinator

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A man who makes all the girls squirt.
Kevin came to the christmas party, everyone was like "hey squirtinator".

Kevin makes all the girls squirt.
by Pb83 April 13, 2018
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squirting snake

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When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out
Yo man me and Stacey ended Last night with a squirting snake my dick has been on fire since
by Ted kazzy April 13, 2022
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Rage Squirting

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She dumped me and I started rage squirting to shameful pictures.
by Zaeglamesh March 12, 2014
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