squinch

a dried-up and used-up middle aged female bar denizen...a bar clam

If you buy that squinch a drink you'll never get rid of her

by porkpie hat October 3, 2003

Mexican Squinch Eye

The technical name for the tilde key. You know the key next to the 1 key you never knew the name of.

Player 1: How do I get into console.
Player 2: Press the Mexican Squinch Eye.
Player 1: The what?
Player 2: You know, the key next to the 1 key that no one knows the name.

by bongilante June 3, 2013

Squinching

Squinching closely related to the word squanching. Is when someone denies that they squanch to further increase the orgasm from there original squanch

Joe was squinching in the chat at the allegations of him squanching to further increase his sexual pleasures

by Squinching July 26, 2024

squinch

a mix between squish and pinch.

johnny please dont squinch me that would me meAn

by Lexie Smith June 11, 2020

Squinch

The uvila in the back of your mouth.

The hotdog touched my squinch I nearly gagged.

by Loan urbandyle November 23, 2020

Squinch

The uvila in the back of you mouth

The hotdog touched my squinch and I almost gagged

by Loan urbandyle November 23, 2020

Squinching

Verb: The action of lubricating one’s finger with lubricant, lotion and/or a condiment (ie. Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, etc.), pulling one’s butt cheek aside with the non lubricated hand; while pinching and tugging the poop out of one’s anal cavity, providing immediate gratification and release of bowels.

Dude! I haven’t pooped in eight days! I’m on a squinching streak bro!

by Marqueef2024 July 9, 2024