Squiggly Flamingo

When you get so drunk, you cannot function at the simplest of levels.

I was so drunk, I couldn't spell "CAT" if you spotted me the 'C' and the 'T' --I was such a Squiggly Flamingo.

by DaGooseIsLoose May 5, 2011

Squiggly Dick

A penis that is very curvy and squiggly in shape. It also has the ability to wiggle like a snake.

Your mum - "Hey what are you looking at?"

You - "my squiggly dick"

by Yeefity queefity August 23, 2018

Squiggly Diggly

A person who looks like the very definition of "AWNGTWJOLAEJFOQMEROLJOWEIFGOQT#HNEJVWOPEFKRJGBPN"

"Bro, get your squiggly diggly lookin ass out of my face."

by squiggly diggly lookin November 18, 2022

squiggly line rule

The rule that dictates livability in a state. The more squiggly lines in the outline/border lines of a state, the cooler/more fun it is to live in that state. In, for example, the state of California, the squiggly lines are found on the coastline adjacent to the pacific ocean. Note that the squiggly line rule is not always accurate, seeing as there are some squiggly states that aren't cool (ie Kentucky)

1: Yo I'm so cool cause i live in the state of North Dakota.
2: WTF are you talking about, i live in New York. My state has 100 times more squiggly lines than yours, thus it's better.
3: Hey, I live in Kentucky, the squigglyest state of all!
2: What the fuck are you smoking, the squiggly line rule doesnt work for lame ass states like Kentucky.

by Ramzhal April 14, 2008

squiggly diggly

when the school saint marys is gay and cant take a joke

that school is squiggly diggly

by reesespuffs123 November 6, 2021

squiggly-mooch

circa 2003. this word was created by my lil cuz and it has yet to have a definite definition. it is used in place of: ass, jerk, butt-munch, stu pididiot, etc.

get away u friggin squiggly-mooch. y u actin lyk a buuterfly?

by AMF November 3, 2004

Squiggly-Sqoo

There is no definition for this word, but if you say it to someone and they think you're talking about something inappropriate then you know they have a dirty mind.

"Squiggly-Sqoo!"
"What's a squiggly-sqoo?"

"I love my squiggly-sqoo!"

"You love your penis? Um..."
"No. It doesn't mean anything, you have a dirty mind"

"I love squiggly-sqoo!"
"Are you gay?"
"LOL No. You're dirty-minded."

"I love squiggly-sqoo!"
"Uh. Okay."

by MG1rl June 22, 2015