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Squiggly Dick

A penis that is very curvy and squiggly in shape. It also has the ability to wiggle like a snake.
Your mum - "Hey what are you looking at?"

You - "my squiggly dick"
by Yeefity queefity August 23, 2018
mugGet the Squiggly Dickmug.

squiggly-spoonch

noun: any of the various organs within one's body. Often used while describing pain.
OH GOD! YOU PUNCHED ME IN MY squiggly-spoonch!
by The smile revolution January 21, 2009
mugGet the squiggly-spoonchmug.

squiggly diggly

when the school saint marys is gay and cant take a joke
by reesespuffs123 November 6, 2021
mugGet the squiggly digglymug.

squiggly-mooch

circa 2003. this word was created by my lil cuz and it has yet to have a definite definition. it is used in place of: ass, jerk, butt-munch, stu pididiot, etc.
get away u friggin squiggly-mooch. y u actin lyk a buuterfly?
by AMF November 3, 2004
mugGet the squiggly-moochmug.

Hot&Squigglies

The variety of feces that is typically composed of many short, thin, and curly turds. These scats also burn the anus upon evacuation.
After eating nothing but nachos and drinking liquor all night, he had a bad case of the Hot&Squigglies the next afternoon.
by DaSkrete March 30, 2008
mugGet the Hot&Squiggliesmug.

Squiggly-Sqoo

There is no definition for this word, but if you say it to someone and they think you're talking about something inappropriate then you know they have a dirty mind.
"Squiggly-Sqoo!"
"What's a squiggly-sqoo?"

"I love my squiggly-sqoo!"

"You love your penis? Um..."
"No. It doesn't mean anything, you have a dirty mind"

"I love squiggly-sqoo!"
"Are you gay?"
"LOL No. You're dirty-minded."

"I love squiggly-sqoo!"
"Uh. Okay."
by MG1rl June 22, 2015
mugGet the Squiggly-Sqoomug.

squiggly bitch

One who is not to be trusted. Snaky, or sneaky, also punk bitch like. Known to get out of and leave others in a shitty situation.
Bruh, there's that squiggly bitch that left that shit in your car, and got you caught up in that shit. Hector called green light Bruh..
by Red Priest December 24, 2016
mugGet the squiggly bitchmug.

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