Spoilerophobia

Fear of getting to know a previously unknown aspect of something which you likely would have rather learned on your own.
*discussions of art media such as video games, movies, etc. especially vulnerable.

#1"Have you seen the last episode of The Walking Dead? Wanna know who dies?"

"Please, don't tell me a thing! I will be really mad with you if you do."

"Geez, do you suffer of spoilerophobia or somethin'?"

#2"Have you heard about the new movie?"

"NO, don't tell me anything! I don't even want to know the name of the movie or who is in it."

"Wow, you suffer from a severe case of spoilerophobia"

by Steven Cojo March 22, 2013

spoiled for choice

To have so many good possible choices that it is difficult to make a decision.

With 51 flavors of ice-cream to choose from, you are spoiled for choice.

by Rickinboca April 24, 2014

spoilerino

When what you're about to say can't be classified as an actual spoiler, but it might give some info away or put the spoiler in other people's mind.

Warning: "Mr Robot" spoilerino in example bellow

Bob - Dude, have you seen last episode of Mr Robot? How can Elliot let that happen, man?
Mark - Y'know... I'm not sure, but I think it's like the movie Fight club.
Bob - whoa, wait... shit, spoilerino, man. I dind't even think of that .

by Karamozovsky December 23, 2015

spoilermakers

Purdue football when they face a top-5 team

The Spoilermakers have now beat a top-5 ranked team 17 times as an unranked team, but they aren’t always the best team otherwise…Big Ten football I tell ya!

by 2020wasbadbad November 7, 2021

Spoiled Asshole

A kid who is often spoiled by his or hers parents/parent or guardian/guardians in any way

ex. getting whatever they want, getting money, etc.

“Hey did you hear about the new kid,” Said my friend, “I heard he got the new iPhone -69 Pro Max” “Damn, he must be a spoiled asshole.” I said.

by ayop4ndaa January 30, 2022

market spoiler

One who outperforms his/her peers in any situation, in essence, making everyone else look bad. He/she can be the twat in class who always submits a thesis when asked to write a 2-page essay, or the person who turns up to a pot luck party with lobster bisque and crème brûlée while you bring a platter of Jell-o.

Also known as market spoiler

Man #1: My wife and I just came back from a romatic getaway to Paris, where I bought her the most over-priced piece of bag she could find. When we got back to the hotel, we made sweet love all night long with her on top, after which I gave her a 4-hour back and foot massage.

Man #2: Why do you have to be such a market spoiler?

by harriette potter December 16, 2008

CamelBak Spoiled

the condition contracted when one has only used CamelBak waterbottles, which consist of a straw that must be bitten to recieve liquid, for an extended period of time and is then forced to use a conventional water bottle, which must be tipped. Said person then looks like an idiot during the moments of confusion trying to figure out how to tip the water bottle to recieve more liquid. The result is a spastic type of dance done with the water bottle tipped at an awkward angle.

Sabrina: "Yo, whats up with Sky over there?"

Hannah: "Oh, she forgot her CamelBak water bottle."

Sabrina: "ah. She's CamelBak Spoiled."

by jazzycat08 November 6, 2011