Southampton St Rodeo

When you wake up a person from a narcotics overdose that becomes combative and you jump on their back and go for a ride as long as you can

"Hey, did you hear Katie did a Southampton St Rodeo the other night? She held on for 17 seconds!"

"Wow, that beats Bobby's old record by 6 seconds!"

by Ronald Ulysses Swanson Esq. February 19, 2025

southampton fc

a fucking shithole, don’t go there as it’s a soulless bowl with no atmosphere. mighty pompeys clear of them nitty scums.

knob: i wanna go to st mary’s park!
smart guy: nah it’s a fucking shithole down there with no atmosphere. go to fratton park where there’s a real atmosphere is.
southampton fc.

by LLNO February 27, 2025

Southampton shimmy

When there’s work to be done, dance your way out of it.

He’s going to Southampton shimmy now that it’s time to work!

by Jawn215 March 15, 2024

Southampton f.c

the greatest fucking club to ever live better then shitty palace and james ward prowse is a sexy shit

southampton f.c are so good

by the true name of dan January 10, 2023

Southampton

A city the second you step in, you want to leave. Don’t live, shop, or even go to uni here. You will want to die. Also most dangerous city in Hampshire. The civilians in Southampton are inbred, crackheads or gays. all 3 sometimes.. The schools are shit too. Don’t ever come here. It could be the biggest regret of your life.

person 1: “hey yk southampton?”
person 2: “the city full of inbred wankers?”
person 1: “Yeah!”

by soton menace November 22, 2021

Southampton Reject

A term to describe the worst player to ever meet the football club Southampton FC - Mathew Davies.

Mathew "the mong" Davies played for Southampton FC from Jun 1998 - May 2005.
He captained the team to many losses and was let go due to his shit performance
He now is a deputy head teacher at Kennet School

Damn, you have been playing like the Southampton reject (Mathew Davies). Up your game yo or I will throw hands.

by Hwk2 July 6, 2022