smees

Basically "seems" but misspelled. It can mean anything depending on the context.

Alex and Josh are Friends, but Alex was arguing with Tim:

Tim: Hey, wanna meet somewhere?
Alex : smees
Tim: ok loser

Josh: wanna hang out later?
Alex: smees
Josh: great, cya later

Amy's grandpa died:

Amy: My grandfather just died
Hannah: smees
Amy: thanks, you're a good friend

A heated argument between Billy and Eric:

Eric: Your mom is gay and you stink, you dumb asshole
Billy: smees
The Crowd: Oohhh, burned!

by xFoxi13x December 01, 2021

smee

The act of smoking weed and proceeding to see a movie.

We are going to smee pineapple Express

by J-Dizzle_Fo_Shizzle December 04, 2009

Smee

To pull just your ball of of your pants tightly so you can see the veins. It is normally used to flash people and you say “SMEE!” While doing it

I smeed my teacher, so I got detention

by Ben.C11 September 12, 2018

Smee

A nickname for one’s knee. Mostly used to degrade others.

“Wow, those are some weak smees!”
“Hey, you better stop flirting with my girl, or I’ll break your smees.”

by Kinkforsmees69 March 08, 2023

Smee

Typical White suburban male, usually seen in a 3 bed semi detached house and driving a grey Skoda

Wow look at that guy, he is such a Smee

by Deezteez February 15, 2022

Smee

Act of covering and pressing someone’s face with your hand and saying “ smeeeee “ in a high pitch voice

I’m going to smee that fat man

by Katrina728393726 July 17, 2020