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swinging dick fest

Any social gathering, party, or event that is occupied by mostly men looking to get laid.
"Jamie and I walked into the club last night and it was a total SWINGING DICK FEST".
by barbiegirl007 April 9, 2006
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Swinging Dick Of Doom

A very well educated man, with a razor sharp witt, women fall instantly for him, a real ladies man.

In a fight he is the meanest SOB you would ever want to tangle with. Usually he will suffocate his foe with in thier own asses.
a woman tells her "Oh my god i just met the Swingingdickofdoom!"
the friend replies "Are you kidding me? he is REALLY the most interest man in the world, did you fuck him?"
she replies "i couldnt help myself, he is The Swinging Dick of Doom"
by Swinging Dick Of Doom May 10, 2011
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swinging dicks

Males that travel in packs, all of which are (manwhores) male sluts. They all dress extremely well and wear designer aftershave lotions. Jeans are usually tight fitting,and show off their caboose. Sometimes other friends wonder if the swinging dicks are possibly bi-sexual, because the swinging dicks have no emotional ties to women. This could make it possible for the swinging dicks to take it up the ass.
"Look Lyn, there's Brian. It looks like those jeans could be a bit uncomfortable, and I can smell him all the way over here."
"Well Di, he is one of the swinging dicks. Hurry duck so he doesn't see us."
by Mrs. I February 19, 2006
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Swinging dick

An adult male who has passed puberty, thus has a "swinging dick." Typically used with a negative connotation.
Dude #1: God, we need some girls at this party. All I see are a bunch of swinging dicks!

Dude #2: I know, why don't we call your sister...Just kidding!
by Whatnameisnttaken June 21, 2008
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Swinging dick

Adjective for someone that is so bad ass that their dick metaphoricaly hangs past their knees. Related words are player and pimp.
Friend 1: Did you see Jason Bourne kick that dudes ass with a wash cloth?

Friend 2: Yeah, he is such a swinging dick in Bourne ultimatum.
by Viperone July 22, 2009
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swinging dicks

In legal jurisprudence, a five man team consisting of a senior partner, junior partner, senior associate, junior associate and paralegal, whose primary function is to quintuple client billings when engaging in the same work.
"I had a 10 minute phone call with my lawyer down at Bryan Cave and the swinging dicks sent me a bill for $1950."
by Ishtamo November 21, 2007
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swinging death

a soft penis that is soon to be agressively erect
the man had three inches of swinging death hanging down
by rosemary m May 8, 2007
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