Wrist Slasher

A derogatory slur used on Emo's and Sad lifes.

Guy 1: I'm gonna kill myself. (Cuts Wrist)
Guy 2: Hah, fucking Wrist Slasher. Kill yourself already.

by faggotryfactory November 23, 2022

SlasherLuck

Extremely bad luck; being unlucky.

"Wow I can't believe I got 9th place in the challenge, classic SlasherLuck."

by Slasher101 October 22, 2023

Hash Slinging Slasher

The Hash Slinging Slasher is from the “Night Shift” Episode of SpongeBob Squarepants (Season 2 Episode 16). He was a violent drug dealer who sold hash (the weed kind) and would “get you.”

The Hash Slinging Slasher got your mom last night.

by nashdingingflasher April 13, 2019

Happy slasher

A professional self harmer

Look at her arms..she's a happy slasher

by Manic Manda September 28, 2016

Cock slasher

One who slashes the cock of men with but not limited to teeth, nails, blades, braces, and barbed wire.

Jen was such a cock slasher last night!!

Your dog has quite the cock slashers(teeth).

by Noah m.n.j January 16, 2008

Wrist-Slasher

Any song sung at a Karaoke show that's so depressing it makes the crowd want to slash their @#&*%$! wrists, especially if it follows a fast, happy, crowd-pumping song. A wrist-slasher has the potential to suck all the momentum and happiness out of an otherwise hopping, jovial, drink-buying Karaoke crowd, and usually sends half of the patrons out the door.

Joe just sang "Late in the Evening" by Paul Simon, and now Marc is singing "Whiskey Lullabye!?" Who the Hell wants to hear that wrist-slasher!? C'mon, let's pay our tab and let's go!

by Gregory Pius November 18, 2011

Hash Slinging Slasher

The act of putting french fries in your partner's anus and having sex with them anally and eating the fries out of the cum filled ass.

I gave Jill a hash slinging slasher last night, she enjoyed it.

by Iron Tager February 6, 2010