slamcrackpingwongchew

An individual who gets pulled away from their favorite Chinese buffet restaurant simply to be overly convinced by one of their hot friends that the hot friends friends need a ride to yard sales.

Wonder what Chinese buffet are slamcrackpingwongchew driver is at today?

by Marty stoffers January 6, 2025

Slavrock

a fuckass phighting comp team that does anything and everything besides fucking scrimming.

a very emotionally unstable girl: who wants to voice over gacha life movies raise your hand
everyone in the team: *raises hands*
any sane human being: wtf is slavrock even about dawg... anything but scrimming

by anonymous January 8, 2026