Simp Thursday

A day were you should simp for a girl rather than study.

Bro, its simp thursday. Drop your cock out of your hands and start simping
Valter studied all night yesterday instead of simping for his girl, even when it was Simp thursday

by Yung Money L October 15, 2020

Simp time

When a Overage girl gets of work and simps for a minor

I just got off work I’m gonna have my simp time

by Shiver will make u shiver March 17, 2021

simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you

Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!

by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021

Simon Tong

A little bitch boy.

Hey look, its Simon Tong, what a little bitch boy!

by ZAIRBI March 6, 2022

Simon the Door

the name Caddicarus gave to Spyro the Dragon.

Caddicarus: watch out, everyone! it’s Simon the Door

by NSegaXP February 25, 2023

Simpu tayholi

A person who simps with every girl as well as possible secretly

Hey look at this guy simpu tayholi

by You don't who am i March 23, 2023

Simon the Sexy

The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.

P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*

by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025