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Semper Fido

mutation from the Latin meaning "always a dog", always being a dog, always base and self-gratifying, always begging handout, freebees, sex, gratuities. Always "dogging it".
When Zeb related to ladies and friends in his base self-serving way he was "Semper Fido" - always doglike.
by jim christ December 28, 2007
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Twitch Simp

A moderator on twitch. They are the equivalent to a real-life simp. The Twitch Simp is so far up the streamers ass that they basically live in there. 90% of moderators are nonces.
In streamer Bateson87's chat, we asked for a simple xD in the chat, we were immediately timed out by a moderator.

"Listen Pal, I have no problem with 'xD' you can write it once or twice, but when you spam the whole chat with it. Then I have a problem with it." - Twitch Simp
by giddlebeast April 5, 2020
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FEMALE SIMP

A girl (such as myself) who will do anything for the boy she loves. Mainly one sided or significantly more Emotion, chasing and attachment than the male involved. Will always put him first and forgive almost if not everything he does wrong.
“He made her cry every day this week alone so why does she still Love him?!”

“Because shes a female simp”
by Joshie_oger February 29, 2020
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Simp Day

Everyday is simp day. Everyone simps for someone nowadays, so everyday is Simp Day you little shits.
Guy 1: Bro, when’s Simp Day?
Guy 2: Dude, everyday is Simp Day.
by TheUltimateSimp April 16, 2020
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Simception

1.)The feeling of walking into the room and forgetting what you were going to do. The sudden realization that your creator deleted your current actions.

2.)The sudden feeling of Déjà vu through daily life. Your creator played through it already and didn't save.
1.) Friend 1: Funny thing, I walked into the living and forgot what I doing!
Friend 2: SIMCEPTION.

2.) Friend 1: Whoa, I think I just had Déjà vu. I remember going to this store before!
Friend 2: SIMCEPTION.
by Rocket Slime January 23, 2011
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Original Simp

the tendency to be a simp; inherited from Adam, the original simp, who simped for Eve
Dude1 to Dude2: "I don't get it, ____ won't stop simping."
Dude2 to Dude 1: "Blame Original Simp. We're all victims."
by jaysons_nova November 5, 2019
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super simp

An extreme simp. Usually a simp that can't get the picture. He's usually played by women, spending all of his money and time trying to impress girls, but never gets a quality woman. This simp is usually submissive and spends time on facebook trying to message women and write status's that make him look like a good man. He is known to cock block others and tries his best to "save a hoe"
"Man, did you read that guys status on Facebook? that guy is a super simp"
by streetscience August 8, 2014
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