the stinkiest fuck on the face on the planet. Does not believe in bathing, cleaning, brushing, or any bodily cleansing whatsoever
by DJ ROKO April 12, 2005
by MasterMimmy May 05, 2006
by Hulkamania March 22, 2009
by xboxfan August 10, 2009
disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.
teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick September 14, 2008
A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.
by Clagbo August 22, 2006
by Shit Stain Creek Definition June 30, 2019