Jacob Sartorious

A boy who hasn't hit puberty yet

Sister 1: OMG JACOB SARTORIOUS FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER!!!

Sister 2: ...

by HelpMehPls July 31, 2016

Sartorious

probably a fake fan who spelled Jacob's last name wrong
it's S-A-R-T-O-R-I-U-S pleaseeeeeee

true sartorians: omg did u hear that thot brag about how much she love Jacob? then spelled his name wrong? sartoriOus??Unbelievable!

by ɹǝʇsᴉs ǝlqɐɹopɐ ɹnoʎ ɐuuɐ January 3, 2019

Satorious

Russian Demigod and part-time engineer. He can fix anything better than fix-it-Felix. He is immortal and the son of Rasputin. His uncles include Bob the Builder, Benito Mussolini, and Adolf Hitler, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Random Person: Oh no, the bridge collapsed. I should call Satorious.
Sartorius: Trust me im an engineer.

by Savage123274726 June 4, 2020

Shawtylious

Shawtyloius means swaggyyyy/sexyyyy

Jacob- Girl you looking real shawtylious today
Lou- Thanks sis I know

by Superduper sext November 3, 2020

Snowtorious

An underground hip hop artist/rapper/novelist/tattoo model/hero/custom auto tech/ clothing and apparel designer who has lived in Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Miami, NYC and Houston. Her music is underground yet so many people know her from the streets. A drug free ambitious survivor of abandonment, racial hate and domestic violence #SarinaKorona

"I saw saw snow today"
"Which one?"
"Snowtorious.. The rapper girl from Miami with all the tattoos"

by Snowtorious April 1, 2024