September 3 

National naima hate day

“Its September 3 fuck naima!!

September 3 by big_tt September 3, 2023

September 3rd 

Today is national Slap your teacher day. because who cares about rules in 2020

Aimee: hey miss karen, it’s september 3rd
miss karen: oh no

September 3rd by ftcrdr October 27, 2019

September 30th 

The Day a legend was born

What’s tomorrows date?

-September 30th, the day a legend was born

September 30th by 21TwentyJuan October 15, 2019

September 30 

The day the real ass bitches are born. Probably have a lot of issues but they get through it

People born on September 30 are the best, most loyal people you will ever meet.

September 30 by Hannah.S2305 January 1, 2020

September 30 

if they are born on September 30 they are the absolute definition of sexy.

“I’m born on September 30”
“Oh you sexy sexy huh”

September 30 by Sexy persons gf October 15, 2019

September 3rd 

National booty pic day. You have to send your boyfriend as many booty pics as he wants.

Come on baby it’s September 3rd you gotta send some.

September 3rd by pinkporkypid September 3, 2021

September 30 

The day the sexy motherfuckers are born but they still get no girls they are left alone at night contemplating if the person they like likes them and makes every scenario in there head and go to sleep sad

Fuck

September 30 is the day the sexy bitches are birthed

September 30 by AhhShitAWeasel November 8, 2019