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scrotummy

1. The feeling in your stomach after being hit in the scrotum.

2. The dull pain felt in your tummy after blunt trauma to the testicles.
1. Yo, i've got some severe scrotummy after that football tagged me in the balls.

2. After you slapped me in the junk, I'm feeling that scrotummy for real.
by ryanapplebaum June 1, 2016
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Scrotum Butter

When your balls sweat profusely and it's been a few days since you've showered so all the lint, dead skin cells, and sweat accumulate into a fine butter on your scrotum. Often used as a lubricant for anal.
"Don't forget to scrape off your scrotum butter with a butter knife before going to grandma's, sweetie"
by CrispyFetus January 14, 2019
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scrotum stick

When your balls are semi-sweaty, so that your scrotum sticks to the inside of your leg. Usually you can tell a man with scrotum stick by the way he's walking (trying to unstick his sack from his leg by walking in a very open legged motion -- similar to stradle strut for women but for very different reasons) or pulling at his sack so as to relieve the stickiness.
Sean: "What are you doing, streching your hammies?"

Mike: "No, I've got some nasty scrotum stick I'm trying to alleviate."

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"Mike's scrotum stick was even worse because he shaved his balls."
by Severance June 27, 2006
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majestic scrotum

a scrotum of complete and utter majesty.
THE QUEEN: how is ones "majestic scrotum" today?

PRINCE PHILLIP: they are of a very majestic state
by matt and adz July 2, 2008
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bobbing for scrotum sauce

a sport where a female gracefully hugs a penis with her lips and mouth. she then bobs up and down until she she lands upon the scrotum sauce. this sport is popular for males to experience. also know as skull
"We're here live in Slumps room where bobbing for scrotum sauce is taking place. So Slump what is the name of this contestant whos face is stuck to your penis, I dont want to interupt her"

"I dont know. But she's really doing a good job."

(in a muffled voice)"My name is Monique"

"Dont talk your ruining it....ah ah ahhhhhhh!!..."

"There you have it folks another successful outing in the wonderful sport of bobbing for scrotum sauce. Tune in tomorrow when 6 more contestants step up to the plate."

"For Bob Bohnson this is Bent Tonsil saying so long; and remember ladies liquid kids their grrrreat!!
by Slump June 21, 2004
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scrotum clap

When a man thrusts his hips forward and back roughly so his scrotum swings back and slaps off of his ass, making a clapping noise.
"I was dancing in the shower and my mom could hear my scrotum claps."

"Damn, Maynard your scrotum claps be loud!"
by Nate & Barry September 8, 2005
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scrotum soldier

An original term devised by myself to refer to a homosexual male.
"I wouldn't bend over in front of him. That guy is a real scrotum soldier, and he might see your butt as his next tour of duty."
by bigjimdx May 15, 2005
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