newcastle screwdriver

A heavy, usually 4 pound lump hammer

"Pass me the Newcastle screwdriver so i can smash a hole in the wall"

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

super screwdriver

A screwdriver (alcoholic drink of vodka and orange juice), made instead with Everclear and orange soda.

Last night we ran out of Grey Goose, so we made a super screwdriver with our Everclear and Crush orange soda.

by ghetto drinks August 31, 2010

Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011

screwdriver

when the female is upside down and the male is on top going down and up with a bit of a twist hence the word screwdriver

that is definitly a screwdriver

by ladiesman129 May 31, 2018

The screwdriver

Where you shove your entire arm up someone’s ass with a straight hand then grab what you can feel and yank as hard as possible. If they don’t bleed, you’re not doing it right.

I gave Kevin the screwdriver after he fucked me in the ass.

by Littlefuckfucker69 March 27, 2019

Skrewdriver

A white power band hailing from Britain led by the late Ian Stuart. Considered the single most popular nazi skinhead punk band to have ever existed.

Where can i get that Skrewdriver record?

by Mike December 4, 2003

Pirate Screwdriver

A screwdriver (traditionally vodka and orange juice) with rum instead of vodka.

Man, this pirate screwdriver makes me want to say "arrrrrr!".

by NderstoodU August 14, 2009