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schwaglissa

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An embarrassing, fairly unattractive female you've met on the Internet, whose presence you only tolerate for the purposes of sex.
"She's alright, I'm not gonna marry her or nothin'...just another schwaglissa."

"She's not bad in bed, but she's schwaggy like schwaglissa."

"Did you see that girl's outfit? It's fucking horrendous. Did she go shopping with schwaglissa?"
by Urban Dictionary User September 10, 2003
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Schnailin it

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Can be used in many different contexts, but basically is a play on "nailing it", or "nailed it". With the emphasis on the fact that the person is "so nailing it" or "super nailing it". Schnailing it.

Can also be substituted for "rocking it" and "having sex". Schnailing it.
Dude, you are so schnailin it right now!

How long did ya'll schnail it for last night?

I totally schnailed that chick in the pool.

Man, you got a great job, a hot girlfriend, and all the friends in the world . . . you are schnailin life right now!
by Vinny J May 28, 2013
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swahili

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To goose two fingers up someone's ass when they're not expecting it.
Watch this, I'm going to Swahili Spencer when he bowls. Or I just swahili'd the shit out of jordyn.
you better not Swahili me! I totally gave her the Swahili today and she never saw it coming.
by HAITIAN April 4, 2014
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when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.
guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009
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when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.
guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009
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when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.
guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009
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when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.
guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009
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