Schnoofet

A term of endearment, commonly used in place of "pookie" or "sweetiepie".

No problem, schnoofet.

by Tseb June 21, 2010

Schnoophgee

A Schnoophgee (pronounced schnoof- ghee) is the string like cum that gets left in the stem of the penis post ejaculation that can only be expelled by taking a piss.

"Man I fucked laura and had to clear the pipes, I went to the toilet and felt the pressure before my schnoophgee shot out."

by Thick white Duke November 12, 2019

schnoolie

A way to say vagina without offending people. Can also be used to mean ass.

Lucy: "And he licked my schnoolie... man, it got so wet!"
Amy: "Bitch, that's gross."

Bob: "John, get your schnoolie over here!"

by 2 camels in a tiny car January 25, 2011

Schnoodle

a cross between a Schnauser and a Poodle, can also be used to indicate a dog has schnoodle in it

My Cocker Schnoodle is half Cocker Spaniel and half Schnoodle.

by Tromp September 12, 2007

Shnookums

A word or pet name used to label a loved or dear one. Ex: boyfriend/girlfriend, friend, dog, cat, etc.

"Come here shnookums!"

"You're so sweet shnookums!"

"I love you shnookums."

by Stephanie S. March 16, 2004

Schnooky-poo

A term for a very cute cat with green eyes. It is often very noisy and likes to judge people from afar.

Person 1: “You have a really cute cat.”
Person 2: “Yeah, she’s a real schnooky-poo.”

by totallynotstella November 30, 2021

Long Distance Schnoodle

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle

Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!

by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013