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schizophrenic

A person who is completely withdrawn from reality and attempts to create one of his own.
Diavolo is schizophrenic
by Diavolo. August 29, 2023
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Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough?

A skit from 17 YEARS AGO on The Onion about exactly what is happening here.
Hym "Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? It's entirely manufactured illness so... Yes? They are like Nurse Rachet or Mother Teresa. Creating the illness so that they can use a cure that they know will not be effective for anything other than restricting the rights of the populous, selectively and arbitrarily, or instrumentally as a way to silence dissidents. Which has already happened in other countries. Like China."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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Schizophrenic

I am not a schizophrenic.
Hym "Really. And it has to be clear to the audience here that you don't even care whether or not I'm a schizophrenic. Seriously, if you seriously think that you assholes democratizing mental illness is a good idea, I can't wait for it to bite you retards in the ass. It likely already has. I'm still waiting on the score. Really, all of the shit you supposedly care about is MAKE BELIEVE. And if I'm not willing to play along I'm some variation of 'the wrong type of person' and the value of my life reduces to an integer. What's you're justification? Well, I said that the value of your life could be represented as an integer. Uno reverse. It literally 1 of the only 2 things you're capable of mentally."
by Hym Iam April 2, 2024
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