When a male "titty fucks" a girl, but applies hot sauce to his member first, either accidentally or on purpose. The resulting capsaicin-covered ejaculate hits her in the face and causes her to spit and choke violently.
Bro, we had a Thai dinner before getting to the action. I ended up titty fucking her, but I guess I didn't wash my hands after the meal, so she ended up with a Saskatoon Spitfire.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

When someone lays on their back on top of a skateboard and rolls around with their erect penis exposed, attempting to poke people with it.
"Hey bud! Watch out at the Flying J. Karl's been a saskatoon stingray and almost stung Murphy there bud."
by Ohfuckbud July 28, 2023

A Saskatoon Handwarmer is 1) a bad hockey player or 2) the act of defecating into a winter hat or pair of gloves.
by Acetophetamin May 29, 2022

by luciousdick August 27, 2023
