seismic

A racist person who yells the word faggot.

The seismic shouted, "Shut the fuck up you fucking faggots and shoot them in the brain!"

by CS gamer April 18, 2004

Seismic Salad Toss

The act of BBW women bounding her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.

Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"

by GenralGrave July 7, 2015

Saismistro

The bot players in Call of Duty.

Cool dude: THE FUCKING SAISMISTROS.
Normie: ayo what the fuck is a Saismistro?
Cool dude: You're a fucking SAISMISTRO TOO.

by nwar yt February 17, 2023

Seismic Semen Blast

The volcanuous eruption of semen from the genitals of a male donor a male that Is capable of registering upon a Richter scale device.

Bobs seismic semen blast had penetrated deeply into Mary’s abyss of a vagina.

by Cashpuller420 March 3, 2023

ego-seismic

The theory that earthquakes follow you, wherever you live.

Steve: "We never get earthquakes here!"
Paul: "We will now, I just moved here."
Steve: "You are so ego-seismic."

by Mariah444 June 12, 2012