Tool Stool

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Tool Stool.

by Nicholas A.B. June 30, 2008

Hungarian Stool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?

by feldermaus October 24, 2008

Stool Plunger

A long skinny penis with an extremely large, bulbous head. Considered ideal for anal sex.

All the ladies wanted to smash with Carl as he was rumored to be hung with a stool plunger.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

stool pool

toilet

I play video games while sitting on the stool pool.

by otto 6669 May 6, 2009

stool pidgeon

A snitch, tattletale, a rat, basically someone who tells all your business, that one person who will tell the cops on you first chance they get.

Kid A: "Yo, you gotta talk to your girl, man, she's a straight up <i>stool pidgeon</i>."
Kid B: "Why you say that?"
Kid A: "She went and told the cops that I was the one responsible for knocking over mailboxes last weekend."

by Tiki January 10, 2005

stool softeners

humorous term for in-car seat warmers

Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?

by JSMAX October 6, 2010

Power Stool

A Power StoolShit is when you have to shit so bad you couldn't drive a nail up your ass with a sledgehammer, usually because you have not dropped a Steamer Poop Crap in 3 or 4 days.

Dude, speed it up a bit,I feel a Power Stool coming on that will totaly fuck up the shithouse at Wal*Mart when we get there. Cleveland Air Freshener

by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009