shitballs

An exlamation one cries out when they REALLY screw up.

On the way back home from the grocery store, Betty looked in the backseat of her car and realized she had left her four-year-old son in the carraige... way back at the store.

"Oh, shitballs!" She cried.

by Lisa V June 9, 2005

softball

Best sport on the planet.
Usually just girls play it, but some guys like it, too.
There are nine positions and games usually last for about 90 minutes.

Person 1: What are you doing on Sunday?
Person 2: I'm playing softball with Lucas and Sheryle.

by Assflex. December 27, 2008

softball girl

Softball girls are usually gorgeous, thicc, and down to earth. Also sometimes thought to be lesbians.

"I love softball girls!"

by stankbootay2020 March 7, 2019

Softball players

Typically super hot girls best position is catcher she’s the hottest and usually pretty sassy and very loveing of there team mates

Softball players are supper hot

by Give we August 15, 2019

Lesbian Softball Team

an Alcoholic beverage. This drink has nine liquors on the team. They all go down easy. at the bottom, there is a pierced cherry.

What is 3x stronger than a Long island iced tea? a Lesbian Softball Team.

by SanAntonioBartender June 20, 2009

Shitballs

Slang term used in the incident of getting fucked, to say when one is going to get in trouble.

"Oh shitballs, I didn't know that was your sandwich."

by Hoolio, King of Nothing July 30, 2003

softball

it's the best damn sport in the world. why the hell would any girl want to play lax. you get a stick and you can't hit anyone? what the hells up with that? Softball is the only sport for girls that actually requires constant thinking, main reason why softball girls are smarter than lax girls. Ohhh lets run up and down a field chasing the person who has the ball, wooh loads of fun. NOT! GO SOFTBALL!!!

Go softball!

by Softball Rox My Sox! August 4, 2010