M.W.A.S.P.

"Man With a Small Penis"
A man who buys an expensive sports car to compensate for the lack of bulge in his pants.

I recently heard a man say that he wanted to buy a Ferarri. His excuse was that he was going through a mid-life crisis; in reality, he's an M.W.A.S.P.

by reiders March 14, 2006

M.E.W.S

Massive Eye Widening Syndrome

a disease

Oh Dayum! That chicks hot!
I know man, but she's got a bad case of M.E.W.S.
What's MEWS?
Idk, but i give it to her a lot.

by ThePerryBUTT November 18, 2010

M.B.S.W.

It stands for; Must be smokin weed! Someone who was doing crazy shit while under the influence of weed.

*Zoe* Did you just see what the kid was doing?

*Tabitha* Dudeee that kid M.B.S.W!

*Zoe* Yeah, He must have been!

M.B.S.W.

by Tabithaftw November 20, 2009

I.W.T.K.M.B.I.K.I.W.M.Y.S

I want to kill myself but I know it will make you sad

You - I.W.T.K.M.B.I.K.I.W.M.Y.S
Random Person - *gets it* bro u ok?
You - Ig

by By PainHub November 28, 2021

J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M

“Just shut the fuck up and come make out with me.”

Girl/guy:”J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M”
Guy/girl: “hell yeah!”

by Big boothbuttcheems August 6, 2023

I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S

I Don’t know how to tell you this but I like you but I Know you don’t like me back and that is what’s making me suicidal

a boy: yoo Amanda i got to tell you something
Amanda: what?!
a boy: I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S

by anitha.rukara February 23, 2021

I L Y S M I W K M S F Y

Why is it, ' ily ' and not, 'I love you so much I would kms for you'

A: I L Y S M I W K M S F Y
B: <33

by b-baka uwu April 27, 2022