Ron Jeremy

Brown or poppy purple or sloppy??

The heron named Ron Jeremy poached the fish out of the lake and boiled it in its #bill.

by Fillextra July 10, 2022

Ron Jeremy Event

Named for the famous porn star, the Ron Jeremy event is an accidental occurrence that happens once in a while to people who frequently download television shows and movies from file-sharing platforms.

In order for a Ron Jeremy Event to occur, a show or movie is innocently labeled (i.e. South Park s15e12 - Timmy's Birthday.avi) by whomever is closely guarding his porn from the snoopy wife or girlfriend who hates South Park. An unrelated party then downloads the file expecting innocent content. The file may be opened right away or may sit and share for months before being watched. When it is first opened and the discovery is made, the Ron Jeremy Event has occurred.

As those who relabel their porn keep a small porno-stash, they value quality over quantity. Thus the best porn on the internet is always found in the form of a Ron Jeremy Event.

A: "Did you see the latest episode of Weeds?"
B: "No - I thought I downloaded it, but I ended up having a Ron Jeremy Event."
A: "What did you get?"
B: "Powertool Massacre."
A: "Any good?"
B: "Awesome. I'll burn you a copy."

by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007

Ron-Jeremy-Roll

the act of only rolling a condom past the tip/head of your penis, to avoid the boring feeling of sex inside of a piece of rubber. Made famous by Porn legend Ron Jeremy

"I didnt want to wear a condom, but since I had to, I just did the Ron-Jeremy-Roll and got it poppin".

by Johnny Dangerus July 10, 2010

Ron Jeremy'd

When a liquid is "shot" from something in a short spurt or spurts, like when male porn star ejaculates.

"Did you hear about what happened to Carrie and Patty at the Party? Some guy with an STD totally Ron Jeremy'd their eyes shut!"

"What happened to your shirt?" "Oh, I was washing my hands and the liquid soap Ron Jeremy'd my shirt."

by Mike & Corie January 11, 2009

ron jeremy's dick

Second biggest dick behind Hayden Ring.

"Wow your dick is almost the size of Ron Jeremy's Dick dude!"

by Swagerino September 6, 2014

Ron Jeremy'ed

Spilling a liquid haphazardly, as if Ron Jeremy was shooting his load everywhere.

When I dropped my beer, it hit the floor, and Ron Jeremy'ed all over the new rug.

by "The Greasy Doctor" June 22, 2009

Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention

An alternative to the old saying "Stick out like a sore thumb". Ron Jeremy, actor, 'phallanthropist', adult movie legend is known for his massive dong. At a shrimp dick convention, he would put all of the micropenis'd fella's to shame.

"Hey bro! You stick out more than Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention!"

by ThatBritWiener December 10, 2017