Roadtrack

n. The tunes you take with you to listen to on a long road trip whether they be in CD or MP3 format.

Hey bring me that stack of Stones, Allman Brothers and Skynyrd CDs over there, I'm heading cross country tomorrow and need my roadtrack.

by G.I. Nigel August 27, 2010

Polish Roadblock

Similar in technique to the Jewish Roadblock in that two or more cars drive below the speed limit across all lanes, blocking all faster traffic from passing.

The distinction between the two is that while the Jewish Roadblock is done on purpose and with every intent of slowing down every body else on the road, the Polish Roadblock is done on accident and without the blockers knowledge.

A good indication of which one you're experiencing is the reaction you get when you flash your high beams at one of the offenders. If after repeated flashings, the offender does not move over, then it is most likely a Jewish Roadblock.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! These mother fuckers are Jewish Roadblocking me doing 10 under!

<flashes highbeams>
<one car moves>

<offending driver does the "My Bad" wave>

Okay, I'm not as pissed now, it was only a Polish Roadblock.

by TheChimichunga December 20, 2008

Asshole Roadblock

When you're driving on a two or more lane road and the cars in front of you are going the exact or close to exact same speed, causing a very annoying vehicular roadblock.

(on the phone) "I'll be there soon, i'm just waiting for this damn asshole roadblock to clear up!"

by Sassy Steve August 1, 2011

Road Black

When a large group of black men or women stand up from a table all at the same time and begin to exchange long extended greetings involving there hands causing you to be unable to get past.

I was late to class because that table in the cafeteria road blacked me from getting through.

by firestorm618 September 24, 2012

roadblockhead

Someone who refuses to keep up with the traffic flow or move to the right.

I was late for work because I got stuck behind a real roadblockhead.

by writnstuff January 26, 2010

Roadblock

When you get cock blocked by the morning corkscrew.

Woke up and tried to fuck my girlfriend only to be roadblocked by the morning corkscrew

by uandus January 21, 2020

Amish Roadblock

When two cars stay parallel to each other on a two-lane highway, preventing any cars behind them from passing and getting ahead.

Jesse: How are you doing up there?
Trevor: Good! I just got passed by a little blue car after he had been flashing his lights at me for awhile, but then the two cars ahead of me Amish Roadblocked him and he couldn't get any farther ahead.

by Bobbythunder May 11, 2015