In A Relationship

Some BS that FB made up to let all your friends/everyone else know who you’re currently fucking.....Stealth motherfuckers(who think they’re sneaky as fuck),just put “in a relationship”,without really specifying who it is(that they’re fucking).....Really,it’s not an official relationship status.....Women like to put it on their relationship status(to keep all of the hard dicks away),and men like to put it(to let everyone know who they’re fucking,and that they’re fucking someone currently).....Doesn’t really matter(who it is),they’re fucking.....As long as they are.

“Is that who Barbara is currently fucking?”....”How can she be “in a relationship”,when her sorry ass is married?”....”.Why is she pretending to be available when she’s not?”.

by jim6471 November 17, 2020

committed non-relationship

the relationship status of a couple who break up because they don't want to be long-distance, yet still talk every day and both plan to "see how things turn out"

The girl was hitting on Dino, but he was in a committed non-relationship with Jessica, and would never cheat on her.

by malberry August 31, 2012

On and Off Relationship

When you and your girlfriend/boyfriend are on and off . Y'all have been thru so much , arguments, lying, heartbreak, personal issues and one day y'all not speaking to each other and then 2 days later y'all are all flirtatious and kissey face again. Everybody knows that you two love eachother .. Y'all break up one day and back together the next

Friend : You and so and so still together?
Girl : Idk
Other Friend : They on and off all the time
Friend : Knowing y'all gonna be all on eachother in no time
Girl : I love him but he's too much. We just have a on and off relationship

by yohoewce May 23, 2015

Private Relationship

When you and your partner are in a relationship, and people are aware of that relationship yet do not know the inner workings of it. People in a private relationship do not post or share all of the details of their relationship for everyone to know, they respect one others privacy. Elite Partnership, no gossip.

Greg and Elizabeth have been in a private relationship for three years now, but I have no idea what they do when theyre alone.

by cerealcrusader December 7, 2019

relationship anarchy

A relationship philosophy applying anarchist principles to interpersonal relating. Some especially important values include autonomy, anti-hierarchical practices, lack of State control, anti-normativity, and community interdependence. Cf. anarcho-amory

I practice relationship anarchy because I love the freedom it gives my partners and I to be ourselves.

by Wileyjayfox January 31, 2020

Travel Size Relationship

Travel size relationships: When one goes somewhere for a specified length of time and finds somebody to sleep with for exactly that length of time. No more, no less. Normally only the traveler is aware of the actual lifespan of the relationship. These relationships are commonly encountered in military communities.

Hey bro, aren't you supposed to be seeing that hottie you met in Arizona while you were in training?
No way, that was just a travel size relationship! I'm back with my wife in CA now.

by Littlemissme May 16, 2013

relationship lurker

He's that dude who doesn't have any dating game on his own, so he hangs around couples waiting for the breakup so he can first be "the friend" to the girl, with hopes of it progressing to something more. He's always trying to stay friendly with his friends' exs. It sometimes works, but usually also breaks the bro code and leads to loss of friends, trust, and respect.

Rick: Who's she dating now?

Andy: Remember that little relationship lurker Seth she was always bringing along when we went out? They hooked up.

by musacha April 4, 2009