That dude over there...he's a retired stoner he looks walks talks and acts like one but he hasn't smoked for years
by Guarmine February 16, 2017
Get the Retired stoner mug.A syndrome in which the sufferer thinks they're far superior to others in every way for the sole reason that they were once a programmer. Usually also have Real-Programmer Syndrome, usually act like vegans.
A: I was once a programmer, but have since retired. Did I tell you that I'm a retired programmer? Helloo??
B: Nobody. Gives. A. Fuck.
A: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I USED TO WRITE MILLIONS OF PAGES OF CODE BACK WHEN WE HAD TO WRITE NUMBERS BEFORE OUR LINES TO KEEP TRACK OF- You get it. A classic example of Retired-Programmer Syndrome.
B: Nobody. Gives. A. Fuck.
A: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I USED TO WRITE MILLIONS OF PAGES OF CODE BACK WHEN WE HAD TO WRITE NUMBERS BEFORE OUR LINES TO KEEP TRACK OF- You get it. A classic example of Retired-Programmer Syndrome.
by Steff a knee March 3, 2019
Get the Retired-programmer syndrome mug."Retired vsco girl" is a vsco girl that has decided to throw out all there items linking them to be a vsco girl leaving them as a "Retired vsco girl"
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Get the retired vsco girl mug.A person who looks like a past or veteran surfer but in actuality doesn’t even go to the beach but just has the typical appearances of such a person (e.g., aged, blond hair streaks, tanned, possibly a mullet, unkempt curly blond hair, surfy sunnies like oaklies; wears boardies, t shirt and thongs).
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Me: Mate, you look like a bogan or a retired surfie, can’t tell which one’s worse! You don’t even know how to swim!
Me: Mate, you look like a bogan or a retired surfie, can’t tell which one’s worse! You don’t even know how to swim!
by jw316006 October 10, 2021
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This dependa typically considers themselves a “professional dependa”, even though they often haven’t stepped couch surfed with a hand on the phone with the other hand in the bag of Doritos since retirement.
This dependa typically considers themselves a “professional dependa”, even though they often haven’t stepped couch surfed with a hand on the phone with the other hand in the bag of Doritos since retirement.
Retired dependa: As a professional spouse (dependa), you should listen to me instead of complaining about (fill in the blank) and learn to appreciate your Jody.
by TheMadHatter987654321 July 4, 2023
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Waiter: The lady at table 4 wants a strip steak cooked well done.
Chef: Calling out table 4, 1 retired stripper.
Chef: Calling out table 4, 1 retired stripper.
by ChefJason August 18, 2010
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