Raymond Ho

A boy who never tells the truth. He has a large cock and secretly watches porn everyday. He works at strippers taste like chicken and enjoys banging random people on the street. Whenever he lies, his face turns red so you know if he is lying.

Jack: "What are you doing on your phone buddy?"
Eddie: "Ummm I'm watching youtube"
Jack: "Holy shit you're a Raymond Ho"

by Bangboy198 June 10, 2019

Raymond Luxury-Yacht

One of Britain's leading skin specialists

Raymond Luxury Yach-t, you're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

by PomoErectus November 27, 2003

dirty raymond

When a guy nuts in a chicks face, getting it directly in both of her eyes so she can't see. He then pisses on her head while she is still wiping off the jizz.

Clayton gave Britney got the "dirty Raymond" this weekend! I bet it was so hysterical, I wish I could have seen her face!

by STINKYNutts June 6, 2019

raymondé

Raymondé is a beloved red bench. He is also referred to as red boy raymondé. He is loved by the whole of the j’s family.

If I was red boy Raymondé I would not want to be alone!

by J family August 1, 2019

Raymond Yeboah

CEO of Sampod Ltd. 2x World Champion in Mumbling Competition. He, Raymond is the son of Regina Blackspot. Unfortunately, Merit was slaughtered by a suspect named Heartly Oppong. Two gunshots as witnesses named Radick and Hilbert.Vibes claim. The devastating news left hundreds shocked and terrified. Frenzy Field is currently on lockdown till further notice as the suspect Heartly Oppong (the farmer) slaughtered Merit leaving him crying on the floor begging for mercy.

Raymond Yeboah is a mumbling goat

by Kacper K July 3, 2023

Raymond

He's not the hottest guy you know, but he is a definite keeper. He is nice to everyone. So don't be getting jealous! But if he decided your the one… you will be showered with love and attention. He's respectful, careing, strong, loyal, and he stops talking to his buddies to give you his full attention when you want to say something. His eyes are the most beautiful things you have ever seen, and he is a good huger. You dream of the day he will work up the nerve to kiss you. He's usually the funny, outgoing type that makes him so popular. But it shows when something is bothering him. He dosen't have the strongest self esteem, but he's working on it. He would do anything for you. There's not to many out there like a Raymond.

The kind of guy you can't stop telling your friends about

Girl 1 "…and then he said, ' I will always love you.' "
Girl 2 "really? I never knew him to be the romantic type."
Girl 3 " awwwww! your so lucky! I want a Raymond!"
Girl 1 "I don't know what I did to deserve him!!!"
Girl 2 " shhhhhh, there he is!"

* Raymond walks up and gives girl 1 a hug*
Raymond "Would you girls mind if I steal her for a surprise date?"
Girl 3 " of course not! Have fun!"
*couple walking away holding hands*
Girl 2 " Wow, she wasn't kidding! I've never seen him That happy before!"
Girl 3 "I WANT A RAYMOND!!!!!!"

by Everybody loves Raymond June 24, 2012

Raymond Luxury-Yacht

A man from a Monty Python skit who is very silly.

RLY: It's spelled "Raymond Luxury-Ya-ch-t," but it's pronounced THROAT WOBBLER MANGROVE!

by aaronak October 20, 2004