random

1) adj. Having no specific pattern, cause, or objective. Often used in statistics.

2) The latest in a long line of buzzwords that teenagers use to replace meaningful conversation. Could be used as the focal point of the next general election campaign, eg 'We pledge to take forceful action against the word random, and against those that promote or condone its misuse, for example 14 year-olds. A special street task force will be created and empowered to clamp down on this blight sweeping our nation, using extreme force and/or death to eliminate offenders.'

- Take a random number and multiply it by itself.
- We spoke to twenty random passers-by about this subject.
or
Person: Excuse me, do you have the time please?
Idiot1: Monkey past cheese!
Idiot2: Ha ha haha Random!!
Idiot1: Haha hahaha!
Person: Die you fuckers *opens fire*

by yashin December 28, 2005

random

The latest rape of the english language

Shithead: Llamas are cool
Shithead 2: Ha that was SOOO random

dumb bitch: I was like, at this party? (sic) and this like random guy came up to me and just started talking to me? (sic)
Me: Your a fucking moron

by Sequoyah July 30, 2008

random

Impossible to predict

What you might have expected but also what you might never have is random.

by Nazeer Dadabhay April 18, 2006

random

A word used entirely and explicitly by utter, utter cunts.

Cunt #1: LOL BADGER
Cunt #2: OMG! RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SIman May 14, 2005

randoms

Any situation, person, or people that is totally unknown

1. Theres alot of randoms at this party tonight
2. I hit that shit to hard, I'm gettin' random

by Bob December 17, 2003

random

an incredily overused word humongous douche bags use. Usually used by people who think they are smart.

Lexi: omg! That was so random what you did right now!
phil: i will shoot you.

by lil snoopy January 21, 2010

Random

A type of joke requiring no intelligence that ironically has been overused making it predictable.

Bob: Hey frank!
Frank: Yeah?
Bob: Silver Turds! haha how random ay!
Frank: ...not funny

by MacAus91 March 6, 2008