Not to be confused with Fudds or Larpers, Ralphies are perhaps the most common variety of firearms enthusiast and collector. Hallucinates various hypothetical and/or fantasy scenarios to justify buying another variation of the exact same gun. Unaware of the standard marketing techniques employed to exploit their fixation. Typically is a one issue voter and remains willfully ignorant of psychological and geo-political realities; yet, thinks everyone should own an assault rifle. Treats firearms as if they are toys rather than lethal military equipment. Considers himself a subject matter expert; however, loosely understands firearm safety rules, possesses only a superficial understanding of mechanical design principles, and is oblivious of standard doctrinal tactics. Suffers from low-T, low-G, and self-induced immaturity. Possible could be mildly retarded.
Jeez, that goof just spent $2k on that AR. Isn't that like his sixth? Yeah, he's got one for home-defense, a truck gun, a bag gun, a competition build, one for hunting, and now one for dedicated for zombies. What a Ralphie! He'll probably just shoot his eye out.
by McNastyAssWipe September 28, 2023
Get the Ralphiemug. by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023
Get the Ralphie barkermug. a highly prestigous rap album by the late JayRed, who is a case like other rappers, who has an unknown state of life, is he dead or alive? nobody cares. this album is unreleased but is planned to come out in september of 06.
nig 1-"yo i gots myself a copy of ralphie jones the sequel. yo its so ill"
nig 2-"nigga please"
nig 1-"i no he white but he ill yo! come lissen to this shit!"
after
nig 1-"yo that shit is bangin!"
nig 2-"i no rite!"
nig 2-"nigga please"
nig 1-"i no he white but he ill yo! come lissen to this shit!"
after
nig 1-"yo that shit is bangin!"
nig 2-"i no rite!"
by ralphie jones the sequel June 28, 2004
Get the ralphie jones the sequelmug. A crypto obsessed, conspiracy theorist, douchebag who’s allergic to everything. A Ralphy is also republican.
by Haram King November 22, 2021
Get the Ralphymug. by ralphlovah June 23, 2022
Get the ralphiemug. Two dope ass bitches who live life to the max. Josh is their most prized possession. You mess w them and they’ll probably still love you.
by Ralphycakes179 April 30, 2019
Get the Sammy n ralphymug. A highly detailed occurrence that is expressed with the utmost passion but contains nothing but utter bullshit and somehow fools small minded people even when the bullshit is obvious.
"Man I heard we were going to get an extra $1,000 dollars this paycheck cause our bosses know they fucked us."
"Bitch, you tripping, that aint nothing but a ralphie."
"Bitch, you tripping, that aint nothing but a ralphie."
by IKE_IKE April 13, 2021
Get the a ralphiemug.